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In front of our house I like to position the 'free' pile. I'm not sure if the neighbours love it, but I sure do. Countless people have gotten treasures (or junk) from our hand-me-down stash. Today our summer umbrella was claimed. It didn't tilt so it was really useless in the afternoon sun, and it's far too hot to sit out mid-day. We made the decision for the umbrella to go after I broke the umbrella stand.
I think the umbrella stand was meant to be filled with sand but I had chosen water, which had since gone putrid. I attempted to tip the water out of its container off the edge of the deck, but it slipped through my fingers, exploding like a water balloon into the yard below, blowing itself to smithereens.
I don't usually recommend purging by method of vandalism. I suppose I have taken a hockey stick to a perfectly good alarm clock once but that was a long time ago.
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